ununpentium:

consultingdepressive:

I think I would simultaneously come in my pants and die from a heart attack if I had a boy/boi/grrl show up for a date dressed like this.

OMFG WHY CAN’T I DRESS LIKE THIS????

I don’t know what I want more- to dress in these clothes myself or have a partner wear them? Can I have both of those things?

taking husband applications

please wear one of the above to the interview

practice your british accents

(Source: lionheart, via chewbeccasmindpalace)